Category «Bock/Shover»

Candy Factory Re-Zoning (satire)

The Candy People are expected to submit a re-zoning request similar to the following to the West Pennsboro Township Supervisors. The Candy People respectfully request that the West Pennsboro Township Supervisors immediately rezone as much land as possible to facilitate the construction of numerous candy factories.  The factories will supply the township, school district and county with tax revenue.  The benefits …